Miror and reflection.

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful
& adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

I am not with you.

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold
coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

I Miss You.

If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build
a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same?

Doctor’s fee?

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

1 gud news and 1 bad news

1 gud news and 1 bad news
Gud news: Big Bazar me 1kg tomato ke saat NOKIA N96 free..
Badnews:1 kg tomato RS 39,999/

10 Fingers

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

Santa Banta

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

latest and jhakaas way 2 propose

ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Line marne k tarike.

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ;